Stupid Idioms

I'm sick of hearing people say "aim for the sky cuz if you fall you'll be amonst the stars". There are so many things wrong with that statement from a scientific and cool-person standpoint. First of all, since when did you become a pussy dreaming about the stars. Secondly, there are no fucking stars in the sky. At best, you'd be among the clouds which all look like my fucking penis. Just remember that next time someone says that quote to you.

iTunes gripe

I want to see iTunes show what song and artist is playing when it is minized in the taskbar. pretty mcuh every other player does it!

Fuck Hulu

First, they do not let Canadians view their videos. Now, I see them flaunting this great new service to my face through their new commercials. It seems like the people at NBC are sure good at discriminating online but not on TV. Fight for net neutrality and tell Hulu to fuck themselves.